10 Sep
Lambda Chi Alpha Athletics
In shocking late breaking news, the Athletics Director for Lambda Chi Alpha Pi Lambda Zeta announces: “I 100% guarantee an Intramural Football championship this season.” After what many would consider a subpar season for the championship holding Gold Team, Omicron pleads: “Well, even though we didn’t give up any points, and a handful of first downs, we really should have embarrassed more people out there.” After a shameful undefeated season, team captains look to the future for improvement. Seriously, who does a guy have to pay to get just one 8 touchdown game?



Win at all costs.. it’s even in the bylaws…
September 10th, 2007 at 1:30 pmI agree we all need to set our goals a little higher on the gridiron this year. I’m shooting for 1,000 receiving yards and 10 touchdowns… in the season opener
September 10th, 2007 at 6:13 pm