Lambda Chi Alpha — Pi Lambda Zeta

10 Sep

Lambda Chi Alpha Athletics

In shocking late breaking news, the Athletics Director for Lambda Chi Alpha Pi Lambda Zeta announces: “I 100% guarantee an Intramural Football championship this season.” After what many would consider a subpar season for the championship holding Gold Team, Omicron pleads: “Well, even though we didn’t give up any points, and a handful of first downs, we really should have embarrassed more people out there.” After a shameful undefeated season, team captains look to the future for improvement. Seriously, who does a guy have to pay to get just one 8 touchdown game?

2 Responses to “Lambda Chi Alpha Athletics”

  1. 1
    abohn Says:

    Win at all costs.. it’s even in the bylaws…

  2. 2
    ckay Says:

    I agree we all need to set our goals a little higher on the gridiron this year. I’m shooting for 1,000 receiving yards and 10 touchdowns… in the season opener

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