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Organization of the Year!

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AP (St. Louis, MO) – For the second time in five years, the Pi-Lambda Zeta of Lambda Chi Alpha has won the St. Louis College of Pharmacy Organization of the Year Award. Presented tonight at the STLCOP Top100 Dinner, several Brothers were on hand for the award presentation. “I couldn’t believe it when I heard it. I was so surprised and happy at the same time,” said James Houpt, 5th year.

The Award which is sponsored by Shop N’ Save Pharmacy comes with a $1,000 stipend which will come in handy as budgets get tighter every year. “We’ll definitely put this money to good use. We have a Brotherhood Retreat coming up, so that will allow us to put our minds together to find the best way to use this money in our community with some going to charity and perhaps a little bit for a rainy day. I’ve the the joy-joy down in my heart!” said Brian Scholfield, 3rd year and Chapter President.

Pi-Lambda Zeta last won the Organization of the Year Award in 2004 under the watchful eyes of High Alpha Brandon Eldridge. “It was a different time then,” said Eldridge, 5th year, “There was 19 of us when we won the award, and we all lived in the dorms. I’m proud that the tradition of winning [and rocking out] continues.”

On the campaign trail.

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Hello all, Chris Koentz here, your resident Most Beautiful Brother. I just wanted to let the entire interweb know that I appreciate your votes at last years award ceremony in bringing me my second MBB win in two years. With out all of “u” there would be no beautiful. I wake up every day and think why do I have to be beautiful today? It is because I have to live up to my title. I hope all of my supporters will continue to back me in my campaign for three in a row. Thank you all once again, you stay beautiful LXA!

Chris Koentz – Pi Lambda 33

Most Beautiful Brother ’06,’07

Lambda Chi Alpha Athletics

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In shocking late breaking news, the Athletics Director for Lambda Chi Alpha Pi Lambda Zeta announces: “I 100% guarantee an Intramural Football championship this season.” After what many would consider a subpar season for the championship holding Gold Team, Omicron pleads: “Well, even though we didn’t give up any points, and a handful of first downs, we really should have embarrassed more people out there.” After a shameful undefeated season, team captains look to the future for improvement. Seriously, who does a guy have to pay to get just one 8 touchdown game?