Lambda Chi Alpha -- Pi Lambda Zeta

Awards Won: 2005, 2006, 2007 Nick “99” Dryer Intramural Athlete of the Year Award, 2008 Bro Chi of the Year Award
Why Lambda Chi?: I didn’t see myself in any of the professional organizations on campus, as I am not a very professional individual. Brother Eldridge brought up the idea of starting a social fraternity on campus, and I was 100% interested from that point on.
Something about yourself: I grow excellent moustaches, they grow in reddish blonde, unfortunately. I use a wide array of Just For Men facial hair dyes to provide me with the proper coloration to suit my needs. I was ejected from an intramural basketball game via a double technical foul for flagrantly blocking a small girl’s shot out of bounds and then celebrating. I have been choked a total of two times throughout my intramural football career. (Total taken at time of questionnaire completion, further chokings highly likely). I am the winningest Omicron in the history of the chapter. I am the founder of the Yearbook Appreciation Movement. I enjoy traveling throughout the country to drink unhealthy volumes of alcohol. On a related note: I have vomited in the Caribbean Sea, Atlantic Ocean, Mississippi River, and plan emesis in the Gulf of Mexico upon completion of rotations. I designed and created both the ill-fated first and second Bro Chi helmets. I own a collection of fine suits that would make Frank Sinatra look like a hobo.
Nicknames and how you got them: Nick “99” Dryer. Aliases: Delicious Smooth, Chuck Bellafonte, and Frank Jammer, P.I.
Where you going after graduation? I will work for Target Pharmacy in St. Louis following graduation, I plan on leaving town once all of my friends that live here are no longer fun, transplanting to a new state, becoming a mayor of a small town, and controlling the town with a combination of manipulation and fear. (See blockbuster hit film: Roadhouse)